Published Satire Pieces
McSweeney’s
CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR VISION BOARD FROM 10 YEARS AGO IS ABOUT TO MANIFEST!
I’m Your Boss’s 10-Year-Old and This Is How I’ll Terrorize You When My Dad Brings Me to Work
Flexx Magazine
Man Refers To Girlfriend Of Three Years As “Some Girl I Am Dating Or Whatever” In 911 Call
NYPD To Undergo Training To Avoid Accidentally Arresting Men In Blackface This Halloween
Fan Afraid To Admit Favorite Basketball Player Kyle Korver With “Everything Going On Right Now”
"Eh, Pass," Says God To Woman Who Is Saving Herself For Him
Points in Case
I'm Proud of Forcing My Father out of Retirement to Support My Career as an Influencer
It's Important That Teachers Come Together and Cyberbully Trevor, Who Has Always Been an Asshole
Classic Movies Re-Imagined with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as the Lead
I Want to Address Any Concerns You Might Have about My Recent Search History at Work
Little Old Lady Comedy
Signs You’re Possessed By The Ghost Of A DARE Officer
A Guide To Masturbating When You’re Home For The Holidays
I Am The Mouse In Your Apartment And Your Depression Is Affecting Both Of Us
Journey From Messiah To Musician: An Interview With Jesus Christ
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